Funny Cross Stitch Patterns that are Inappropriate but Fabulous!
DISCLAIMER: These cross stitch patterns are not for the faint of heart. These are not your grandmas patterns. Many contain cuss words and words that might be offensive. If you are easily offended please don’t scroll through the rest of the post. I have a total potty mouth around my closest friends and I keep it under wraps around my kiddos and in my public life but secretly deep down I find these inappropriate funny cross stitch patterns totally fabulous! This is a light hearted and fun post and I am not trying to say anything through the post. If you don’t like it please leave now and don’t scroll down and get all in a huff pretty please! Here is a huge list of subversive cross stitch patterns to keep you entertained!
Cross Stitch Patterns that are Inappropriate but Fabulous!
If I could I would make lots of these and have a wall full of hoops with inappropriate sayings. But I have kids so I have to just laugh at them on the internet for now! When you make one send me a photo so I can live vicariously. If you are looking for fabulous cross stitch patterns that don’t have bad words check THESE out.
If you are more of an embroiderer, THESE funny embroidery patterns might be for you!
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Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
I find these cross stitch patterns to be hilarious! I just love the juxtaposition of a beautiful technique with bad words. Maybe I still have the sense of humor of a middle schooler but I make no apologies for it! You have to tell me which of these funny cross stitch patterns is your favorite, leave me a comment in the comment section below.
I think I totally have one of these! I just can’t help it. The scowl is permanently etched on my face.
Ha! Have someone you need to send a nastygram to? This would be ideal! Ok I would never send a nastygram but I might send this to a friend since we know what we are!
Ha! Love this one!
Funny as F*CK Patterns
Y’all know I love a rainbow right? And this may be my favorite cuss word. This one looks like a ton of work but one that would totally be worth it in the end.
I ran out of these a long time ago!
Can I put this on my door for solicitors? No I don’t want solar panels or to convert.
OMG YASSSS! I am the absolute worst at housework. I hate it with the fire of 1000 suns!
Please say it does count as cardio.
Hahaha need I say more?
Yes be kind always!
Ha! Don’t be offended. I told you this was my favorite curse word!
More fun patterns
This is so appropriate right about now!
I mean, doesn’t it ALWAYS help?
Seriously! I need to put this somewhere that my husband can see it all the time!
Hang this one in your bathroom to give your guests a good chuckle! Make sure you have some Febreeze to go with it.
Yes it certainly does.
Kinda Perverted Patterns
Ok you guys I totally debated not putting this one in but I couldn’t resist. This hits me right in my funny bone and I think it is freaking hilarious! I hope you take it that way too! I bet you had never thought about it this way had you?
Seriously, just don’t be one!
How brave ARE you??
Seems about right to me…
These birds are called…oh nevermind.
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I hope you found this post to be lighthearted and fun. If not, I did warn you at the beginning to skip it! Will you use one of these cross stitch patterns? Share with me in the comments below.