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January 6, 2020 by: sewwhatalicia

Funny Embroidery Patterns – Vulgar Hand Embroidery

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Funny Embroidery Patterns – Vulgar Hand Embroidery

If you are easily offended some of these patterns are probably not for you. I have placed the patterns with profanity at the end of the post. You can safely read through the funny patterns and the cheeky patterns without seeing any profanities. Use the short cuts to help you navigate this post. If you LOVE this kind of thing you might also want to check out these Inappropriate Cross Stitch Patterns. Make sure and find all of these talented pattern designers on Instagram, they are some of the best! If you are new to embroidery, start HERE, to learn everything you need to know.

pictured a collection of funny and vulgar embroidery patterns

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1 Funny patterns WITHOUT profanity
2 Have a nice poop pattern
3 Nope
4 Cheeky Embroidery Patterns
5 Per My Last Email
6 Swearing Embroidery Patterns
7 F*ck Off Pattern
8 Shoes off Bitches
9 F*ck Everyone
10 F*ck Floral Pattern
11 PIN Funny Embroidery Patterns – Vulgar Patterns
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Funny patterns WITHOUT profanity

Whatever pattern

This is a cute pattern that is great for your teenagers room, because whatever right?

pictured embroidery hoop with whatever text and floral accent

Have a nice poop pattern

Leave a fun message with a little attitude in your guest bathroom. We all know what is happening in there, so why not call it out? If you aren’t into the crude patterns, this shop has a lot of beautiful floral patterns as well, see them HERE.

pictured embroidery hoop with have a nice poop text and floral wreath accent

Nope

Enough said. Some days I just want to tell people, NOPE! This looks like a great pattern to stitch up. Not sure how to do this, check out THESE classes on embroidery.

pictured embroidery hoop with florals and nope written in the negative space

Cheeky Embroidery Patterns

You Can Be Stupid…

Truth!

pictured embroidery hoop with you can be stupid or you can be loud script with floral accents

No Thanks Pattern

Have you seen the new Star Wars? Don’t worry no spoilers! This reminds me of the new cute little robot, who stutters no thank you! I think he would like this pattern!

pictured embroidery hoop with no thanks script and floral accents

Per My Last Email

Is there anything worse than writing an email and the recipient doesn’t even read it?? This would be a great hoop to hang at your desk! This pattern shop also has pre printed fabric. Which is a fun option if you want to get started stitching without transferring the pattern yourself! Check them out HERE.

pictured embroidery hoop with florals and per my last email text in the negative space

This Took Forever

No harm in reminding your friends and family that their gifts are a labor of love, that take quite a long time! I might stitch this onto the back of my next quilt! If you need tips and tricks for embroidery make sure and check out this designer’s IG feed, she gives tons of great info with lots of fun videos!

pictured embroidery hoop with this took forever script and floral accents

 

Swearing Embroidery Patterns

Let That Shit Go Pattern

This should be my new mantra! I am the worst at letting things go, so this year don’t hold onto all that sh*t! Let it go! And stitch this up to remind yourself!

pictured embroidery hoop with let that shit go text

F*ck Off Pattern

Anyone else need this on their door to keep away all the solicitors. And everyone else, no just me? Ha. I love the combo of the vulgar script and the beautiful floral accents!

pictured embroidery hoop with fuck off script and floral accents

Shoes off Bitches

This is another one to keep at the front door. Do you have a no shoes in the house policy?

pictured embroidery hoop with shoes off bitches text and floral accents

F*ck Everyone

Stitch this one up for those not so sociable days! Don’t have time to make one, this shop has a bunch of finished products that you can order, see them HERE.

pictured embroidery hoop with fuck everyone banner text

She Believed She Could

Hahaha. This is a new take on the she believed she could sentiment!

pictured embroidery hoop with she believed she could text

Shit Happens

Oh does it ever! And it seems to keep happening. At least you can have it in pretty writing with pretty flowers for when it happens again!

pictured shit happens script with floral accents

F*ck Floral Pattern

Aren’t these flowers gorgeous? This one is great for your most vulgar friends, or yourself.

pictured embroidery hoop with flowers and fuck written in the negative space

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pictured a collection of funny and vulgar embroidery patterns

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  1. Cathy says

    May 5, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    Fucking fabulous.

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