Funny Embroidery Patterns – Vulgar Hand Embroidery
If you are easily offended some of these patterns are probably not for you. I have placed the patterns with profanity at the end of the post. You can safely read through the funny patterns and the cheeky patterns without seeing any profanities. Use the short cuts to help you navigate this post. If you LOVE this kind of thing you might also want to check out these Inappropriate Cross Stitch Patterns. Make sure and find all of these talented pattern designers on Instagram, they are some of the best! If you are new to embroidery, start HERE, to learn everything you need to know.
Funny patterns WITHOUT profanity
This is a cute pattern that is great for your teenagers room, because whatever right?
Have a nice poop pattern
Leave a fun message with a little attitude in your guest bathroom. We all know what is happening in there, so why not call it out? If you aren’t into the crude patterns, this shop has a lot of beautiful floral patterns as well, see them HERE.
Nope
Enough said. Some days I just want to tell people, NOPE! This looks like a great pattern to stitch up. Not sure how to do this, check out THESE classes on embroidery.
Cheeky Embroidery Patterns
Truth!
Have you seen the new Star Wars? Don’t worry no spoilers! This reminds me of the new cute little robot, who stutters no thank you! I think he would like this pattern!
Per My Last Email
Is there anything worse than writing an email and the recipient doesn’t even read it?? This would be a great hoop to hang at your desk! This pattern shop also has pre printed fabric. Which is a fun option if you want to get started stitching without transferring the pattern yourself! Check them out HERE.
No harm in reminding your friends and family that their gifts are a labor of love, that take quite a long time! I might stitch this onto the back of my next quilt! If you need tips and tricks for embroidery make sure and check out this designer’s IG feed, she gives tons of great info with lots of fun videos!
Swearing Embroidery Patterns
This should be my new mantra! I am the worst at letting things go, so this year don’t hold onto all that sh*t! Let it go! And stitch this up to remind yourself!
F*ck Off Pattern
Anyone else need this on their door to keep away all the solicitors. And everyone else, no just me? Ha. I love the combo of the vulgar script and the beautiful floral accents!
Shoes off Bitches
This is another one to keep at the front door. Do you have a no shoes in the house policy?
F*ck Everyone
Stitch this one up for those not so sociable days! Don’t have time to make one, this shop has a bunch of finished products that you can order, see them HERE.
Hahaha. This is a new take on the she believed she could sentiment!
Oh does it ever! And it seems to keep happening. At least you can have it in pretty writing with pretty flowers for when it happens again!
F*ck Floral Pattern
Aren’t these flowers gorgeous? This one is great for your most vulgar friends, or yourself.
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Cathy says
Fucking fabulous.